As for me, I have the satisfaction of knowing that I walked tall and bowed to no man.
Letter from the Grave : The New Yorker
Rather than just arrest him and go through the hassle of trying and convicting him in a court of law, and having to fool with all those terrorist-loving Constitutional protections, you can just use one of these flying death robots to assassinate him!
Reviews for a Predator Drone toy - Boing Boing
Maybe he just wanted to Jackson Pollock the shit out of a canvas.
The Art of George W. Bush and the Importance of Play — Architecting A Life — Medium
Curiously absent, of course, is Self Esteem Enhancement Ointment, or It’s OK To Have Regular Boobs Loofah.
The Worst Things For Sale | Natureday’s “Breast Enhancement Soap” claims to...
Shockingly, nothing by John Grisham, Dan Brown, or Nicholas Sparks appears on the list.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s Eight Books Everyone Should Read | Giant Freakin Robot
I remember I met somebody who was really into birding. The first thing I thought was "what a weird interest that is." Later that night I went home and read about volcanoes for a couple hours.
Perspective - Lookout Landing
I trust the reader to, like, think.
PHP: a fractal of bad design - fuzzy notepad
You don’t just decide to no longer be depressed.
My Crazy Brain | Jeff Atwood Goes Off The Rails
I should have known this was going to end badly.
Giles Bowkett: Higher-Order Functions: What Are Their Analogues In Human Grammar?
Louisville is more than horse racing and fried chicken. We also have bourbon.
Why I Love Being A Programmer in Louisville (or, Why I Won’t Relocate to Work for Your Startup) – Ernie Miller
No matter what you've done or accomplished in the past, you're never too good to roll up your sleeves, get dirty, and do the grunt work.
9 Keys to Business & Career Success | Inc.com
The researchers found higher IQ scores were significantly associated with lower scores on five of the six measures of religiosity - all except spirituality.
Bible-bangers aren't the brightest, study shows - Education - NZ Herald News
I’m taking an extra long lunch today. If anyone at work says anything, I’ll just tell them to follow the trail of Xanax crumbs back to the chaise lounge by the pool where I left my purse full of all the fucks I don’t give.
The Coquette
Romney, Schweitzer said, could suffer with Montana Republicans because his father was “born on a polygamy commune in Mexico.
Making Sense Of Sluts, Moms, Dogs, And Other Crazy Campaign News | TPMDC
After the incident, Smoke was treated for Cory Booker exposure. #CoryBookerStories
Newark mayor Cory Booker saves a life and #corybookerstories is born | World news | guardian.co.uk
Somewhere between the time she turns three and her sixth birthday, the odds are good that she will ask you to marry her. Let her down gently.
50 Rules for Dads of Daughters {by Michael Mitchell}
Generation X is tired of your sense of entitlement.
Generation X Is Sick of Your Bullshit
In short – if it’s not affecting you or the people you are responsible to, IT’S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, PERVERT.
best of craigslist: re: 'Abnormal sex'
But only the bravest and most elite of all can shart during a marathon and still win.
WORKAHOLICS, THE SHART HALL OF FAME: MARATHON RUNNERS As a...
Because I work on a computer like normal human beings, I'd forgotten how painful it can be to write in longhand for long stretches of time. I know it's not as bad as digging trenches in the Amazon, but still—it's AGONY. Your neck gets sore from staring down. You get that weird dent in your middle finger and thumb from pressing the pencil too hard. Everything around you starts to smell like old pencil shavings.
What Happens When A 35-Year-Old Man Retakes The SAT?
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