October 31st, 2009

At what point, exactly, do these witches “pray over” candy? At the factory? In the wholesale warehouses? At the store level? Halloween is Eeeeevil : Dispatches from the Culture Wars  

I’m sure a zombie Birch Bayh would have to be an improvement on the corporate zombie Evan. The Sideshow October 2009 Archive  

The realization startles him and he rushes to the bathroom where he vomits what look like rose petals. Then it gets weird. The Daily Swarm - Kanye West, Spike Jonze debut bizarre short “Nightmares” film at LAFF  

There are malevolent and contrary forces in the universe, and it sucks when it’s your turn to entertain them. Scholars and Rogues » Goddamned Denver Marathon organizers design the greatest mousetrap in goddamned traffic history