June 5th, 2008

For those who are interested, I am now underwriting dragon insurance policies for $20 a year, (excluding Komodo Monitors). Intellectual Detritus: Rapture Insurance  

Problem is, every time Bill whips out that erect, admonishing index finger millions of us imediately remember where it has previously been. Marc Cooper » Blog Archive » We, The Hard-Working White People  

June 4th, 2008

Pantwise, this man has reached the tipping point Burning our money: Eleven Years Of Pants  

June 3rd, 2008

By the way, do yourself a favor and read the comments after the story, and be impressed by the rise of internet access in America’s trailer parks. Deus Ex Malcontent: Flag Hags  

It’s not that I’m an elitist, it’s that the rest of you pathetic fuckers are so maliciously stupid you make it really fucking tough not to play above your level. Elitist Bastardry « Veritas Nihilum Vincet  

June 1st, 2008

It would be rather refreshing to have someone in the oval office who’d actually taught constitutional law rather than someone who couldn’t find the 4th amendment with both hands and a map. Dispatches from the Culture Wars: I Like the Sound of This  

May 31st, 2008

The only problem with living in a libertarian utopia is that you’d have to live with a bunch of libertarians. The Agitator » Blog Archive » “Balko is a collectivist, a statist, and a shmuck.”  

I’d just like to say that the next time the Stooges get booked for their festival, I’m going to turn up with some pickled eggs, a small blue vibrator with a jelly dolphin balanced on the shaft, a set of dog-eared encyclopedias with the volumes E-G missing, and a screwdriver that’s been accidentally dropped in a toilet. Iggy Pop  

May 30th, 2008

While I’ll avoid the obvious joke about anyone keeping it “turgid” for 2 hours and 22 minutes with someone whose face looks like it should have a bag of oats strapped to it, I appreciate the irony of these drag queen look-alikes and their legion of vapid fans being pimp-slapped by the paper of record for the city they canonize so unabashedly. Deus Ex Malcontent: Bad Sex  

May 29th, 2008

Let the shooting of the messenger begin. Shakesville: They shoot messengers, don’t they?  

May 28th, 2008

When your boss asks you to work a few extra hours, you don’t hem and haw because you’re dying to get home and hang out in your car. Drastic Measures to Reduce Debt - Violent Acres  

May 23rd, 2008

There’s simply isn’t enough right about that to even bother talking about what’s wrong with it. Dust in a Sunbeam: Dueling Mo-Mos and the United States of Huh?  

May 22nd, 2008

I do agree with President Bush: If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning. ACLU Blog: Because Freedom Can’t Blog Itself: Official Blog of the American Civil Liberties Union » Paul Verhaeghen: We Are Not Immune to History. History Is Not Immune to Us.  

Sexy french ice cream vendors flirt with your wife here. Twitter / cwgabriel  

May 21st, 2008

“Ping For the love of God, ping” he cried, and then, in an instant, the server was resurrected. He proclaimed, “let there be side boob…” Twitter / Mark Wilkie: “Ping For the love of God,…