October 31st, 2008
Laser Pumpkins ™: Smell bad, look great! MAKE: Blog: Laser pumpkins
[Representative] Robin Hayes [R-NC] has the solution to the Iraq war: have our soldiers convert all Muslims to Christianity. Robin Hayes says we will win in Iraq by “spreading the message of Jesus Christ” there. | BlueNC
October 30th, 2008
Nuance. How very…French. Mike the Mad Biologist : Chuck Hagel on Know-Nothingism
I snapped a picture of the crowd, and a lady grabbed my arm. “You should take a picture of those t-shirts!” she beamed. “Did you see them?? They’re great! They say ‘Fuck the Feds! Vote for Ted!’” He’s Baa-aack! Infiltrating the Welcome Home Ted Stevens Party. « Mudflats
Don’t they know that God taking over the economic systems would be SOCIALISM from SPACE? Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip » Blog Archive » Jesus People Pray That False Idol Will Save God’s Economy
October 29th, 2008
Scientists report that the juvenile salmon spend most of their time trying to find a cool trout to buy them beer. Woot : The Fluffy Gang Strikes Again: Woot Weads The Wire
October 27th, 2008
Aw come on, Joe; what did that poor straw man that you’re beating up ever do to you? Dispatches from the Culture Wars: Farah: Break Up America!
October 25th, 2008
Yes, you can parse words, but when Sarah Palin can’t call anti-abortionist killers domestic terrorists, you have a vice-presidential candidate who – along with her support for the secessionist and neo-Confederate Alaskan Independence Party – is indeed a true supporter of domestic terrorism and anti-American activities. Sarah Palin Condones Domestic Terrorism by Anti-Abortionists | BuzzFlash.org
You know, just because the thing I saw wasn’t there doesn’t mean there wasn’t something there that I didn’t see. Jon Swift: Great Moments in Election-Year Blogging
What kind of pussy runs away from a sit down with Larry King? What are you, afraid he might ask you one of those probing questions, like “We’re back with the maverick John McCain. What do you make of this new Britney video, Senator?” Fuck John McCain
October 24th, 2008
The moral of the story: Stay on your meds, but get off the organized religion. Cult Of Gracie: And Religion Taketh
October 22nd, 2008
The dress worn by Michelle Obama on The View, which everyone loved, cost $148. Just sayin’. Progressive Alaska: Saradise Lost - Chapter One Hundred-Forty-Five — Paris Palin…?
October 21st, 2008
The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?” To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked. Shouts & Murmurs: Undecided: Humor: The New Yorker
Oh Look, we just saw Palin kick off her 2012 Campaign for the Republican Nomination. Fighting Liberals: Palin On Record as Pro Constitutional Ammendment Banning Gay Marriage
October 20th, 2008
This morning on “This Week” George Will was asked what he thought about Colin Powell’s endorsement of Barack Obama. His response? Black, black, blackety-black black black blackety-black. Firedoglake » George Will: Colin Powell Endorsed Obama Because He’s Black
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