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September 30th, 2008

“Maybe God parked the earth out in the sunny part a the parking lot an once he gets back from the store an turns up the AC it’ll all be back to normal,” says me. Fafblog! the whole world’s only source for Fafblog.  

So McCain’s argument is that if Bill Clinton could be a successful president, than surely Sarah Palin could. At least that’s what he’s trying to convince the teacher in this weirdly awkward parent-teacher converence. We all know that Sarah’s been trying really hared, but somehow I don’t think Mrs. Couric is going to change her grade. Dad Tries to Get Mrs. Couric to Change Sarah’s Grade. | The Mudflats  

September 29th, 2008

The big exception is ovulating females (but not ovulating men) are warm in the AM. People use this fact called the rhythm method, as a form of birth control. The medical term for these people is ‘parents’. Rubor Dolor Calor Tumor » Blog Archive » Calor?  

September 26th, 2008

But now, via time travel McCain actually traveled to Mississippi, realized he WAS at the debate, watched it intently, analyzed it carefully, and came to the following conclusion. He won. AND, not only did he win, he won BIG. John McCain’s Superpowers Greater Than First Suspected! | The Mudflats  

September 23rd, 2008

The deal proposed by Paulson is nothing short of outrageous. Paulsons Folly | The American Prospect  

September 22nd, 2008

No, no. Relax. We couldn’t possibly be socialists. Socialists only nationalize successful businesses. Whatever » Oh My God! We’re Nationalizing Businesses!  

The plan being, I gather, to clog the toilet with taxpayer money to prevent real money from being lost. Break it up! « The Poor Man Institute  

It’s my official position of course that it is silly to call the American people stupid. It’s impossible to generalize like that about 300 million plus people. But they sure aren’t smart. History News Network  

And we can’t hire them back because nobody’s going to take a pay cut from Social Security to program Cobol for minimum wage. Dr. Dobb’s | Is Your Next Language COBOL? | September 18, 2008  

September 21st, 2008

So, let’s say he uses a small portion of the $700 billion-with-a-B that he gets under this bill to buy an island guarded by a fully-equipped two-brigade garrison from Blackwater, to build a genetic engineering lab staffed by mad scientists breeding sharks that will hatch from the egg with lasers in their heads. Through the Looking Glass  

I’m sorry to be so crude, but they are also exposed to E. coli every time they wipe their butts. Terra Sigillata : E. coli in fluid dripping from New Mexico garbage truck  

September 19th, 2008

If Cary Grant had been this clueless he wouldn’t have survived the first half-hour of North by Northwest. slacktivist: L.B.: Freeze frame, roll credits  

September 16th, 2008

Despite an economy in shambles, a military stretched to the breaking point in two wars and seven years of civil liberties abuses that we still do not know the full scope of; Congress has decided that it simply cannot wait another day without passing H. Res. 1255 — a resolution honoring Toby Keith’s commitment to members of the Armed Forces. ACLU Blog: Because Freedom Can’t Blog Itself: Official Blog of the American Civil Liberties Union » Congress — Just When You Thought You’ve Seen It All…  

September 13th, 2008

John McCain has the judgment of a small child. The Washington Monthly  

September 12th, 2008

But just to be clear, having the ocean show up in your living room is not necessarily such a bad thing. The bad thing happens when the ocean leaves. Greg Laden’s Blog : “Flee Ike or Face Certain Death” (What you need to know about Hurricane Ike)