May 10th, 2008

E pluribus unum, bitches. Logical Extremes: A moment of silence for the Pledge of Allegiance  

As we speak, untold numbers of middle management trainees and industrial lubricant salesmen are jerking off in the privacy of their Marriott hotel rooms and we must put a stop to this societal scourge. Dispatches from the Culture Wars: Stop Marriott Masturbation!