BlogBites

April 23rd, 2008

Now when one thinks of what Microsoft does to users, all the verbs that come to mind begin with F. Be Good  

This would be like Major League Baseball trying to promote it’s game in Japan by sending over boxes of “Horry Kow” T-shirts. The Hater Nation  

April 22nd, 2008

Middle aged women beware: Lying about your age is the gateway lie to lying about much more harmful things. Like drug abuse. SportingNews.com - The Sporting Blog - Tonight, We Finally Find Out Tejada’s Real Age!  

April 20th, 2008

My candidate is just sufficiently not completely over-the-top right-wing demented fucking wackaloon enough for me, fuck you very much! Yo! Liberal Tucheslackers! Calm The Fuck Down! (UPDATED) « PhysioProf  

If you want to grow old with me, if you want to sit with me in a rocking chair on a porch in our dotages, drinking moonshine whiskey, smoking cheap cigars and telling whoppers about girls we’ve had and cars we’ve boosted, you will never — that’s never — have taken that call. By Neddie Jingo!: He Takes the Call  

If scientists wired me up and monitored my inner happiness levels to determine which of my daily routines brings forth the most emotion and joy… without a doubt, the results would be off the chart when I do one of my favorite things… ripping bong hits then watching 30 Minute Meals. - Truckin  

April 19th, 2008

Here’s a little irony for today. Enjoy. The Faithful Penguin: Reagan Campaigns for Truman in 1948  

STEPHANOPOULOS: I’m sorry to interrupt, but do you think Mr. Douglas loves America as much you do?
LINCOLN: Sure I do.
STEPHANOPOULOS: But who loves America more?
LINCOLN: I’d prefer to get on with my opening statement George.
STEPHANOPOULOS: If your love for America were eight apples, how many apples would Senator Douglas’s love be? Obsidian Wings: The Lincoln-Douglas Debates of 1858 Slight Return  

To recap: New York City’s plans for its awe-inspiring tower were saved from the clutches of terrorists by Superman the NYPD a homeless man from Ohio who wanted cardboard to sleep on. Wonderful town  

If Superman were in charge of the DEA, roughly 70% of college students across the country would be serving time in prison right now. BK FEATURE: Why Superman Will Always Suck - Bam! Kapow!  

April 17th, 2008

The honorable thing to do is attribute, of course, but the McCain team still seems to be intent on pretending that Cindy McCain derives all of her recipes from First Principles. Megan McArdle - Cindy McCain’s secret shame  

It is stupid. It is aggressively stupid; it is soul-burrowingly stupid; it is mind-fuckingly stupid. It is the kind of stupid that seeps into the rug so that the entire building stinks of stupid for the next ten years whenever the air conditioning comes on. Daily Kos: Obama Orange Juice Watch… Day Whatever  

Do you think if Barack Obama had left his seriously ill wife after having had multiple affairs, had been a member of the “Keating Five,” had had a relationship with a much younger lobbyist that his staff felt the need to try and block, had intervened on behalf of the client of said young lobbyist with a federal agency, had denounced then embraced Jerry Falwell, had denounced then embraced the Bush tax cuts, had confused Shiite with Sunni, had confused Al Qaeda in Iraq with the Mahdi Army, had actively sought the endorsement and appeared on stage with a man who denounced the Catholic Church as a whore, and stated that he knew next to nothing about economics — do you think it’s possible that Obama would have been treated differently by the media than John McCain has been? Cogitamus: Question for the Class  

April 16th, 2008

And, dear reader, I can humbly report victory. I BEAT THE NUN. Scaryduck: Not Scary. Not a Duck.  

I am, actually, somewhat sorry for implying that Gloria Allred is a wicked witch — as this is an unwarranted insult to the wicked witch community. Deus Ex Malcontent: G-L-O-R-I-A