April 20th, 2008

My candidate is just sufficiently not completely over-the-top right-wing demented fucking wackaloon enough for me, fuck you very much! Yo! Liberal Tucheslackers! Calm The Fuck Down! (UPDATED) « PhysioProf  

If you want to grow old with me, if you want to sit with me in a rocking chair on a porch in our dotages, drinking moonshine whiskey, smoking cheap cigars and telling whoppers about girls we’ve had and cars we’ve boosted, you will never — that’s never — have taken that call. By Neddie Jingo!: He Takes the Call  

If scientists wired me up and monitored my inner happiness levels to determine which of my daily routines brings forth the most emotion and joy… without a doubt, the results would be off the chart when I do one of my favorite things… ripping bong hits then watching 30 Minute Meals. - Truckin