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STEPHANOPOULOS: I’m sorry to interrupt, but do you think Mr. Douglas loves America as much you do?
LINCOLN: Sure I do.
STEPHANOPOULOS: But who loves America more?
LINCOLN: I’d prefer to get on with my opening statement George.
STEPHANOPOULOS: If your love for America were eight apples, how many apples would Senator Douglas’s love be? »

April 19th, 2008

To recap: New York City’s plans for its awe-inspiring tower were saved from the clutches of terrorists by Superman the NYPD a homeless man from Ohio who wanted cardboard to sleep on. Wonderful town

« If Superman were in charge of the DEA, roughly 70% of college students across the country would be serving time in prison right now.