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April 30th, 2008

Why would a smart person with ethics and a sense of reality support decisions that it seems Satan would endorse? Confessions of a Community College Dean: Between the Dog and the Fire Hydrant   

April 29th, 2008

Alright, did somebody spike my Crystal Lite with Felix the Cat acid? Deus Ex Malcontent: The First Rule of Mamet Is, You Do Not Talk About Mamet  

It means sharing a house full of teen girls who desperately want to look like the police lineup after a raid on a tranny-hooker crack den in Branson. Pop Life: Too Girlicious for You, Baby : Rolling Stone : Rock and Roll Daily  

I put the lotion on its feet! Fussy  

April 28th, 2008

You can watch it over and over. You can watch it until those strange, funny feelings drive you to embrace Jesus. Pharyngula: The latest atrocity to spur right-thinking Christians to action!  

April 27th, 2008

When the theologian governed the world, it was covered with huts and hovels for the many, palaces and cathedrals for the few. Evolved and Rational: “Man is indebted to man”  

Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”, and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper. Vous Pensez – The geekiest pants… ever?  

April 26th, 2008

As we’re listening to Weekend Edition, the younger Free-Ride offspring asks, “Why don’t they ever have weekend subtraction?” Adventures in Ethics and Science: Evidence that the kids might be getting too much public radio.  

April 25th, 2008

In the morning, I worship the Egyptian God Anubis through the use of ritual sacrifice, and follow it up by painting my body with multiple colors and rolling around my living room carpet in a burlap sack. Geese Aplenty: Be My “It’s Complicated” on Facebook.  

Leave it to T.O. to stumble onto a porn shoot. How come I never get that lucky? Should Marcus Spears be worried? - Blogging The Boys  

Can we pause a moment here to ask: exactly how far does America have its head up its ass? Clusterfuck Nation by Jim Kunstler : Blind Spot  

The reaction of people when they saw these was probably something like this “Hey, look! Giant pianos. Cool!” Fun Forever - Luxury fun is affordable for everyone! » Giant Pianos  

April 23rd, 2008

Its good to see that someone is willing to put those uppity Jedi churchgoers in their place. Drunk Man Assaults Jedi | Boil Before Drinking  

Every morning we fire up the internets and google “SEXY AUSTRALIAN LASER ROCK BAND”. Pinglewood.com : Naysayers : 123 Amazing  

I think it’s a sure sign of the impending apocalypse when I come across an album of ambient folk music, and actually like the damn thing. Comfort Music: The Balustrade Ensemble