March 30th, 2008

Prior to his sentencing, he defended his actions by stating that he was once molested by Bigfoot. Skepchick: Critical Thinking at its Finest  

Andy, you’re a soulless meat puppet with the red right hand of a sick, materialistic culture jammed forearm-deep in your pliant rectum. Open Reading Frame  

Thus, with utter certainty, we proclaim that Quarter Pounders are beef-free and flavourless. Overanalysis: Maccas - definitive proof it’s flavour-free