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There are a lot of downsides here, obviously, but the silver lining is that being an unemployed alcoholic may lose its social stigma and put you in the vanguard of an exciting and rapidly-expanding career field. And if inflation kicks in, more of us will get to enjoy $5500 blow jobs. Maybe not ‘enjoy’, exactly, but feel satisfied in a job well done as we rise from our knees and straighten our paper trainee hats. And would you like some fries with your hummer, sir? »

March 22nd, 2008

Satanitude noun. A quality found in, and admired by, politicians and hellhounds. Wordlustitude: Satanitude  

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