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You know what Jesus would do today? Jesus would call up the local Save-A-Lot and have five cases of alco-pops and a dozen boxes of Pop-Tarts delivered to his crappy little flat. Then he would pull the shades down and park his Jazzy scooter in front of the 50″ surround-sound plasma and he would get shitfaced while watching horror films. »

March 1st, 2008

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