March 1st, 2008

You know what Jesus would do today? Jesus would call up the local Save-A-Lot and have five cases of alco-pops and a dozen boxes of Pop-Tarts delivered to his crappy little flat. Then he would pull the shades down and park his Jazzy scooter in front of the 50″ surround-sound plasma and he would get shitfaced while watching horror films. SLC Outsider: Alco-Pops Threaten Very Existence of Mormon Church  

I don’t really go out of my way to try to be good at giving head, I just always have been. Confessions of a College Callgirl: Blowjob Tutorial  

Its almost like someone couldn’t decide which evil was more powerful, the weight loss industry or religion as an industry, so he combined them to make one über-powerful evil industry. Skepchick: Critical Thinking at its Finest