February 8th, 2008

Additionally, I wouldn’t mind owning a robot that could help straighten up my apartment but that also knew when and how to party. Destroying Hannah Montana | Cracked.com  

If you are still having troubles, jiggle the cable, turn off, wait five seconds, turn on again, sacrifice a chicken, or try whatever else you usually do when things inexplicably stop working, because you’re on your own now. macosxhints.com - Repair broken full-message search in Mail  

McCain glowed at the fact that the participants “not only wear uniforms and work in teams…but actually live together in barracks on former military bases.” There is already a place where young people wear federal uniforms, live in military barracks, and gather for calisthenics in front of government buildings: It’s called North Korea. Cato-at-liberty » Straight Talk and Militarist Madness  

Translation: Bill Clinton lost the war in Iraq, damn it! Bill Clinton! And maybe liberal unions, too. The Heart of the Matter: Unintentional, Self-Created, Blissfully Unaware Irony Prize  

What I believe he’s saying is that African-American men love their porn. Whatever It Is, I’m Against It: Mittens surrenders to McCain, not terror  

They can have my Geiger Counter when they pry it from my glowing hand. They can have my Geiger Counter when they pry it from my glowing hand - Hacked Gadgets - DIY Tech Blog