May 10th, 2008
E pluribus unum, bitches. Logical Extremes: A moment of silence for the Pledge of Allegiance
As we speak, untold numbers of middle management trainees and industrial lubricant salesmen are jerking off in the privacy of their Marriott hotel rooms and we must put a stop to this societal scourge. Dispatches from the Culture Wars: Stop Marriott Masturbation!
May 9th, 2008
If this does not describe the current state of sports media, I will eat John Wetteland’s salt-encrusted hat. Baseball Toaster: Mike’s Baseball Rants : Costas…Then: Sports Media as Class Struggle
By the way, nobody tell W. that I said that because it will only give him ideas, and I don’t want that on my conscience. Happy Jihad’s House of Pancakes: American pastors are above the law!
However heinous it is to make a living selling pubic vermin over the internet, it is somehow even more despicable to take people’s money and then NOT send them pubic lice. I have pubic lice in my mailbox « Bug Girl’s Blog
May 7th, 2008
In this case, the left hand knows exactly what the right hand is doing: they’re both giving you the finger. The day the music died [dive into mark]
May 6th, 2008
A mortal web designer who attaches a DOCTYPE tag to their web page saying, “this is standard HTML,” is committing an act of hubris. Martian Headsets - Joel on Software
May 5th, 2008
However in the dramatic presentations it is clear what science is for: it is to help the police elucidate which American has killed which other American. If only I’d had a Magic Results Machine in 1836… - Charles Darwin’s blog - Charles Darwin’s blog onNature Network
May 2nd, 2008
Magic ponies: they’re not just for Iraq, but healthcare too! Mike the Mad Biologist : McCain’s Healthcare ‘Plan’: Paying More for Healthcare Is a Feature, Not a Bug
May 1st, 2008
A tip for news writers: it’ll be news when the poor don’t suffer the most. Whatever » The Stupidly Obvious Phrase of the Day
April 30th, 2008
Why would a smart person with ethics and a sense of reality support decisions that it seems Satan would endorse? Confessions of a Community College Dean: Between the Dog and the Fire Hydrant
April 29th, 2008
Alright, did somebody spike my Crystal Lite with Felix the Cat acid? Deus Ex Malcontent: The First Rule of Mamet Is, You Do Not Talk About Mamet
It means sharing a house full of teen girls who desperately want to look like the police lineup after a raid on a tranny-hooker crack den in Branson. Pop Life: Too Girlicious for You, Baby : Rolling Stone : Rock and Roll Daily
I put the lotion on its feet! Fussy
April 28th, 2008
You can watch it over and over. You can watch it until those strange, funny feelings drive you to embrace Jesus. Pharyngula: The latest atrocity to spur right-thinking Christians to action!
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