May 9th, 2007

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When I was out of work and bored, I used to roam adult chatrooms and have online sex with completely random people. Whoopee: XXX-rated  

And then inevitably Jesus would sneak through a wall and steal a chicken enchilada. Out of Character: I do really well at Guitar Hero. As long as all the notes are green.  

Of course she’d be sad, but eventually she’d get her game back on and gum the hell out of those old ladies*. Sarcastic and Cynical: You’re My Greeter