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May 25th, 2007

That George - always willing to reduce the deaths of our troops and of innocent Iraqis into mere political fodder. Democrats Give Dubya Billions to Pay Halliburton « Scholars and Rogues  

May 24th, 2007

This blogging service provides all the functionality of WordPress, and in addition automatically links to stories about DRM, the Creative Commons, Disneyland and anything John Hodgman does ever. Let’s Make Website Mashups, Like Netflickr, Figg and BoingPress  

If you thought the Yankees were “back to normal” after salvaging one game of a 3-game series with the Mets and then winning the first game of a series with the Red Sox, making them an awesomely “back to normal” 4-6 in their last 10 games, you are already a moron, and if you think that Tim Wakefield is not a “major-league pitcher” you are a double moron, and if you just blindly write spittle-laden hate pieces against a guy because he doesn’t throw fastballs despite the fact that he has pitched an an above-average level for fifteen years, you are a triple-asshole moron, which are very rare. FIRE JOE MORGAN: What the Eff?  

After all, has there ever been a more effective advertisement for the benefits of performance enhancing drugs than Jason Giambi? Sure, Steroids Don’t Work: Jason Giambi Is The Only Man Who’s Honest About Steroids - Deadspin  

“James”, I explained - “no one reads my tiny little blog.” dulwichmum: Exposure  

Yes, they were completely nude on a non-nude beach. We all live downstream: Part 1: Aegina, the accident, and aiplane delays  

And no, just because I have boobs doesn’t mean I don’t know how to play poker, and just because I don’t scratch myself and fart (in public), doesn’t mean I can’t beat you. Ashley Dorenzo Poker Blog: Men Versus Women  

Christians & Napalm. Lovely. The-Goddess  

I’ve never had more faith in my government than I do right now. Happy Furry Puppy Story Time with Norbizness: Shorter Monica Goodling Career  

May 22nd, 2007

Conversely, your geek lover might be relieved that your wildest fantasy involves only two other people, five utensils and a trapeze. The 10 Real Reasons Why Geeks Make Better Lovers  

May 18th, 2007

I mean, it’s not like foreigners have feelings. Giuliani Is Right To Be Outraged by Thomas Eddlem  

May 9th, 2007

Advertise to serial killers on the internet and tell ‘em they can bury their dead hookers in your yard for $5000 a pop. waiterrant.net » Blog Archive » Fertilizer  

When I was out of work and bored, I used to roam adult chatrooms and have online sex with completely random people. Whoopee: XXX-rated  

And then inevitably Jesus would sneak through a wall and steal a chicken enchilada. Out of Character: I do really well at Guitar Hero. As long as all the notes are green.  

Of course she’d be sad, but eventually she’d get her game back on and gum the hell out of those old ladies*. Sarcastic and Cynical: You’re My Greeter