April 27th, 2007

It is with a heavy heart that we note the passing of former MPAA lobbyist Jack Valenti, an enemy of the movie-pirate menace so terrifying that a future generation of unauthorized downloaders will trade apocryphal stories about the copyright-defending bogeyman in hushed tones while watching illegal copies of Spider-Man 16, visibly trembling as they hear once again how a DVD-ripping friend of a friend’s grandfather once awoke to find Valenti’s hook embedded in the side of her computer and the message STOP RAPING HOLLYWOOD scrawled in blood on the bedroom wall. PopTard » OBITS: Heaven’s Movie Pirates About To Meet Their Worst Nightmare  

There’s Chunk in his adorable little sweater, and there’s Jayden still hidden from the public and buried under blankets, and there’s mom dressed like a prostitute that you would drive by to see who else might be working. AWW, WHAT A CUTE FAMILY - What Would Tyler Durden Do  

With no blood (or underwear) shed, there was no clear winner in this latest paparazzi princess showdown. Paris vs. Lindsay: Celebs Take Sides - TMZ.com  

Apparently the cat goes “Meow” when you stick your pencil up its butt, which is not very realistic. Cat’s Arse Pencil Sharpener: Don’t Tell the SPCA - Gizmodo