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I explain that someone wearing a Peter Gibbons-esque cheerful smile and having nothing but kind words for anyone will always be wrong if he says 2 + 2 = 5, and that if I call him a douchebag on wheels and use terms like “donkey punch” in the course of correcting him […], it doesn’t change who is right; it just changes the input into the popularity contest. »

February 9th, 2007

In closing, the only silver lining to this dark dark cloud is I have figured out why so many dogs lick their own assholes. They are trying to kill the taste of Beggin’ Strips. (By the way, it doesn’t work.) The Sneeze - Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions.

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