February 16th, 2007

I explain that someone wearing a Peter Gibbons-esque cheerful smile and having nothing but kind words for anyone will always be wrong if he says 2 + 2 = 5, and that if I call him a douchebag on wheels and use terms like “donkey punch” in the course of correcting him […], it doesn’t change who is right; it just changes the input into the popularity contest. Dr. Joan Bushwell’s Chimpanzee Refuge : Look up “arrogant,” you faith-filled gasbag!  

February 9th, 2007

In closing, the only silver lining to this dark dark cloud is I have figured out why so many dogs lick their own assholes. They are trying to kill the taste of Beggin’ Strips. (By the way, it doesn’t work.) The Sneeze - Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions.  

February 3rd, 2007

For heavens sake, don’t let her inside a Radio Shack. Schneier on Security: Non-Terrorist Embarrassment in Boston  

February 1st, 2007

There is no excuse for blaming Turner Networks, Adult Swim, and especially a single 27-year-old, for the overzealousness of Boston’s government and the news media. And if the mayor of Boston continues to use an innocent man as his scapegoat, it’s evidence of a level of incompetence that makes him unfit for office. August J. Pollak - xoverboard.com  

Either that or he’s a dirty fucking ingrate who is constitutionally incapable of telling the truth about anything. Suburban Guerrilla » George Can’t Count  

We’ve lost one of our defenders. The Rude Pundit  

And on that score, man, I wish H.L. Mencken had operated a blog. Dr. Joan Bushwell’s Chimpanzee Refuge : Et tu, Lumbergh?  

We can’t even take more than 3 ounces of Mr. Bubble on a plane, how did they assume some funky-looking electronic devices left in prominent spots in the city would pass unnoticed? TestPattern : The Moon rulz Boston: Aqua Teens shut down Beantown