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Still, as with all childhood memories, I prefer to focus on the sunlight-through-wings part, and not dwell on the flung poop. »

January 5th, 2007

Look, if God didn’t want us to masturbate he would have given us shorter arms. Dispatches from the Culture Wars: Pretending to Be Straight, Good; Masturbation, Bad  

« My coworkers immediately confirmed that Airborne was the greatest thing since drilling a hole in your skull to let the demons out.

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