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Not only is that shorter than “sexist, racist, homophobic retrofuck jackholes,” but it sounds a lot nicer, too. »

December 6th, 2006

If real life were like film I’d be able to port wordpress to my toaster using a cat5 cable and a bag of glitter. Drivl.com | What code DOESN’T do in real life (that it does in the movies)

« Unfortunately, of course, this desire is a job requirement. You have to be Catholic to be Pope, and you have to be dangerous and sick to be president.