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November 28th, 2006

So let me get this straight: the filling in a pie is so hazardous, so potentially deadly, that it can never be allowed in the cabin of a commercial airliner. Something must clearly be done with this potentially toxic substance. I know! Let’s feed it to a traveling soldier! The Disgruntled Chemist: It is entirely possible that we live in the stupidest goddamn country in the world

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