October 31st, 2006

I cause conjunctivits, but what I really enjoy giving to people is Brazilian purpuric fever. Adopt A Microbe: Haemiphilus aegyptius  

October 27th, 2006

Blogging is just a tool’s name turned into a gerund. Rational Rants  

October 20th, 2006

Nothing renders an enemy force more helpless (with laughter) than a phalanx of chimps blowing kazoos. the skwib » Ask General Kang: I’d like to increase the number of surveillance cameras in my city, but I’m having trouble getting my council to agree. Any advice for a mayor with ambitions?  

Kill your god. On the Topic of Theism….: How to Kill God  

People will go to great lengths in order to say something without actually saying it. Texas Oasis: The pony with wings  

October 7th, 2006

Shorter David Brooks: Because an uncomfortable but true story in “The Vagina Monologues” made my weiner move, I blame Eve Ensler for the Mark Foley scandal. “The Vagina Monologues” scared Mark Foley so bad he had to prey on teenage boys at Pandagon  

October 3rd, 2006

I must hand it to Bush … I never would have thought there would be a Republican president that could ever persuade me to vote for the Democrats. Why I am voting Democratic in 2006 at politburo diktat 2.0  

October 2nd, 2006

Religion has murdered humanity. The murder weapon is the afterlife. The Scars of Religion’s Profanity | Neural Gourmet  

October 1st, 2006

Apparently, throwing me in jail without probable cause and without trial is accepted by both sides of the political divide in the US. 4.6% is a Huge Difference, I Presume « Abstract Nonsense