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July 15th, 2006

I mean, God’s balls, it shouldn’t require an hour of fucking negotiation to get someone to put two fucking pieces of broccoli, the size of yer goddamn thumbnail, in their fucking mouth, fucking chew, and fucking swallow. Big Monkey, Helpy Chalk: Jesus Fucking Christ, How Goddamn Hard Can It Be to Eat a Piece of Fucking Broccoli?!

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