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Bush: Dammit Karl, you know how cranky I get when I can’t cut the brush. Besides, Crawford’s so damned pretty this time of year. The long brown grass swaying in the hot breeze … sweat glistening on your balls … the cattle just shriveling up and dying from the heat and lack of water. It’s a damn pretty place I tell you. Dick likes it a lot. Says it reminds him of that undisclosed location where he spends all that time. Where the hell is that place anyhow? »

July 9th, 2006

Which leaves us with the question: “If God wants something, can God convince God to do something God doesn’t want to do?” Can Jesus “Rabbit Season. Duck Season” the Father? Debunking Christianity: Can I get a different attorney?  

« Sure, they’ll bitch. But they’re bitching NOW. So, fuck ‘em. They’re always screaming about being persecuted anyway. Let ‘em scream about it through iron bars while the rest of us enjoy our secular nation.

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