July 29th, 2006
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. King Aardvark’s Kick in the Nuts: What you need to belive to be a Republican
July 28th, 2006
Why haven’t those we laughably call the “leaders” of the US, Iran and Saudi Arabia called back their delinquent spawn, cut off their allowances and grounded them for six months? Comment is free: It’s all about oil
July 24th, 2006
But, the chances of him or his brother wanting to enlist are roughly equivalent to the chances of Dick Cheney winning the Nobel Peace Prize, so I’m not too worried. Tild~ » Marine Corps calling
July 20th, 2006
It does not come from Miss Manners; it comes from the Constitution. Congressman Barney Frank - Representing the 4th District of Massachusetts
July 19th, 2006
I think my next story should be about the horrors of run-on sentences because that last one was fucking terrifying. SuburbanJoe
If you see a violation of the laws of nature, an act of a government or private organization providing stupid people the opportunity to escape the grasp of natural selection, please report it. Sarcasm Inc.
July 15th, 2006
I mean, God’s balls, it shouldn’t require an hour of fucking negotiation to get someone to put two fucking pieces of broccoli, the size of yer goddamn thumbnail, in their fucking mouth, fucking chew, and fucking swallow. Big Monkey, Helpy Chalk: Jesus Fucking Christ, How Goddamn Hard Can It Be to Eat a Piece of Fucking Broccoli?!
That’s all — just wanted to promote my neologism. Paperwight’s Fair Shot: Promoting My Neologism
I guess I’ll always have butter. A Gentleman’s C: Why can’t I eat my favorite foods?
Yea, verily! A pox upon shameless merchants of shellfish! You shall perish in the flames and lemon juice will be poured upon your open wounds! Ironic1: Maynard, put away that melted butter, you heathen!
July 14th, 2006
Did you know there are about ten times more SuicideGirls than there are people tracking near-earth asteroids? Overcompensating: Actual Things That Happen to Jeffrey Rowland: Near Miss
If Specter removed it I feel roughly the same relief that I would feel if Specter merely gave the president permission to beat kittens unconscious but not kill them. Balloon Juice
July 13th, 2006
I think I’m going to march into my bathroom right now and check if there really are 500 sheets of toilet paper in a roll. Ironic1: It Ain’t Necessarily So
Yes, where are the demon ducks and fanged kangaroos in the Bible? Amused Muse: If It Walks Like a Devil Duck, Quacks Like a Devil Duck…
Did you ever wonder what it’s like to be a cat and have a giant human hand petting you? The Dilbert Blog: Petting the Cat
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