June 1st, 2006

One of the great mysteries of the last six years was how and when the Bush Administration turned public policy into Special Olympics. “Oh, I know Donny knocked over all the hurdles, but HE LOVES THE RACE, so you SHUT YOUR FILTHY, CYNICAL MOUTH.” Jesus H. Christ. Kung Fu Monkey: Lions Led by Donkeys  

While the Tribune Company has reiterated that the Cubs are not for sale, didn’t President Bush say just days ago that he knew nothing of Treasury Secretary John Snow’s departure? So, just because it’s denied certainly doesn’t mean that it’s not true… Chicagoist: Exactly What the Cubs Need!  

But then he’d start talking and acting like K-Fed again and I’d remember why I want to karate kick him the neck. And then I would. Kevin Federline looks really really weird - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com  

In short… the Bush Administration’s priority remains to use Homeland Security spending the way it uses all spending: as bribes for votes in toss-up districts and rewards for loyal members, who are, of course in “smaller cities”, damn the odds of a terrorist strike in such places being non-existent compared to New York and Washington. the talking dog: May 31, 2006, Priorities (or “f*** ‘em, they don’t vote for me anyway)  

How do you recognize a Bush Pioneer? His pasty white face clashes with his orange jumpsuit. Roger Ailes  

The notion that terrrorists are sitting around waiting for local newspapers to point them to appropriate targets in central Ohio seems a bit absurd. Lawyers, Guns and Money: John Mueller on Terrorism: we have little to fear but fear itself  

Now, unless you’re crazy enough to think that it’s the CO2 that is causing all those girls to go get themselves an education, I think the implication is obvious: feminism is destroying the planet. Feminism: Destroying the Planet | Cosmic Variance