BlogBites

June 26th, 2006

The point is, what my religion offers you is near eternal plausible deniability. Murky Thoughts: Religious doctrine for sale  

June 10th, 2006

The World Cup begins today and you know what that means … well … almost no one in the US will really pay attention … but more importantly it means that a whole bunch of hot sweaty guys are going to be running around, ripping off their jerseys and screaming GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!! Pink Is The New Blog | Fingers Firmly On The Pulse  

I did a knowing wink when I asked that. You couldn’t see it, but I did it. Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid  

To exercise my first amendment and fair use rights I may have to get a server in the former Soviet Union, the bastion of European communism and the reason the world was caught in the deep freeze of the Cold War. The irony | culturekitchen  

…there’s something to be said about men and their dildos… Still Will in Japan: oh my  

The vertically unambitious homosexuals need to step it up! Gratuitous Dumbassitude  

It bothers me that a lot of well-intentioned people conflate obviously abusive behavior such as verbal harassment with, well, having multiple sex partners. Being Amber Rhea » Wherein I question a major news publication  

Is that the sweet sound of PATTON OSWALT DOING COMEDY?! Cars | A Whole Lotta Nothing  

I’ve provided him with my bank account details, PIN number, and a few other personal details, and he assures me that 15% of “£ 35.700,000.00 ” will be deposited with me soon. Richard Shepherd :: The Life, Films, and Rubbish from One Man’s Brain: Finally, I’m outta here.  

Food and wine are forever intertwined — like Abott and Costello, peanut butter and jelly, or the Pittsburgh Steelers and Super Bowl rings. LENNDEVOURS: WTN: Shinn Estate Vineyards 2004 Wild Boar Doe  

June 8th, 2006

You will find an hirsute, out-of-work intergalactic overlord with questionable tastes in his own clothes among that latter crowd. the skwib » Ask General Kang: Is there anything wrong with using the word ’sartorial’?  

As I listened to the “whooshing” sound of the flying sticks, I momentarily had hope that Scooter actually knew how to use them. A second later I heard a smack, then a heavy thud, followed by Scooter’s whimpers and pleas for an ambulance. The Peace Moonbeam Chronicles: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Moron  

Look, it’s a happy and satisfied squirrel! And it’s all because of squirrel fishing, the sport of the future. The Science Creative Quarterly » SQUIRREL FISHING INSTRUCTIONS  

June 7th, 2006

Taking this approach just one step further, wouldn’t conservatives also want a constitutional amendment banning divorce among couples with children? The Washington Monthly  

I don’t really know what Google is up to, but I can assure you it has something to do with making money. Don’t Whine Because Google Hides Its Cards — Business Logs