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May 29th, 2006

My monkey is well-behaved and doesn’t need a spanking. My monkey is loved. My monkey is spectacular. Hillbilly Mansion: The Key To It Is…

« I’m sitting here at 2.24am on a Saturday night listening to the Pillows and trying to write something about zombies while peering through an alcoholic haze induced by drinking something over a litre of 8.5% beer somewhat quicker than may have been advisable.