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I’m pretty sure he stares at the giant shiny red candy-like button in the briefcase with a bringing Jesus to Earth gleam in his eye. »

May 15th, 2006

He’s a Christian ninja. She’s tired of waiting for God to slam his immaculate salami home. Jesus’ General

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