May 15th, 2006

Any group of people who would willingly sign a George W. Bush loyalty oath just to watch Dick Cheney speak have some serious critical thinking deficiencies. Sadly, No!: I Think I Got Your Answer Right Here, John…  

I’m pretty sure he stares at the giant shiny red candy-like button in the briefcase with a bringing Jesus to Earth gleam in his eye. hairy fish nuts - noise noise noise sign.. no that’s noise too  

He’s a Christian ninja. She’s tired of waiting for God to slam his immaculate salami home. Jesus’ General  

I swear, if you guys fuck this up, there’s gonna be a viable Third Party by the time 2008 rolls around, even if I have to go bankrupt financing it. Alternate Brain  

Then in the midst of all the raw emotion, heavy metal swinging, primal cuss words, flying ropes of drool, and internal conversation—I farted, and laughed until I couldn’t breath. Blunderland » Catalyst  

Those Disney parks are fodder for the same overweight folks who troll the aisles of Sam’s Club and Wal-Mart, drive mini vans, read the Davinci Code and want to censor books at my library. Disney is TEH Problem at The Republic of Dogs  

But doesn’t everyone have imaginery friends? blue girl: Blue Girl Peony Watch 2006 - Day Six  

Not that we needed another reminder of what lengths Verizon will go to in order to get these cable franchises but lo an behold our Mayor McKenna was recently on National Public Radio’s Marketplace talking again about how Verizon faked faxes to his office to try to show support for Verizon’s application. Red Bank TV: Faking The Count (via The Doc Searls Weblog)