BlogBites

February 9th, 2006

Anyways, as I’ve repeated from the very beginning in response to all sorts of criticism over the years, I will publish this weblog how I want, about what I want and you read if you want. Russell Beattie Notebook » No Comments Pushback  

I didn’t give a girl a sweetheart brownie blast until the second year of college and even then we were both pretty drunk. Witt and Wisdom: Kids Today  

February 7th, 2006

Behind almost every action where someone’s wielding a Bible or a Koran or Dianetics, there’s someone who wants money and/or power, and he or she is gonna convince the least among them that their really big god needs him some lovin’ and obedience by everyone goin’ a little bugfuck insane. The Rude Pundit  

So now embassies are burning and (while mainstream islamic leaders condemn the riots) there is lovely juicy footage of islamic mob violence on every station and in every newspaper just as the effort to escalate against Iran ramps up. Sisyphus Shrugged - shouting fire in a crowded theater, Piss Christ, Der Sturmer and other speech issues  

Then they slap themselves in the forehead and say “Oh no! I’ve been calling my friend Mohammed in LA planning that awesome terrorist attack and like, totally fergot that the infidels are listening in. Fuck.” Hullabaloo  

Our whole strategy for winning the Iraq Phase of the Eternal War to Resubjugate Brown People has been blown. Jesus’ General  

Look, if I went around thinking I’m an emperor just because some wingnut with a website lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away! Michael Bérubé Online  

Let us never cease to speak of McCain with the firm conviction that he is an asshole, a man who will lovingly embrace the cretin whose political machine called his wife a junky and his daughter an illegitimate black child. Shakespeare’s Sister  

And in case you forgot . . . . September Eleventh, September Eleventh. FISA? September Eleventh. Civil liberties? September Eleventh. The Heretik: Gonzales in Fifty Words or Less  

February 6th, 2006

I will be glued to the TV, hoping that Keith rips off Mick’s shirt and exposes some breast. A VC: What Will The Stones Play?  

February 5th, 2006

Did you just hear a funny noise? It was my irony gland exploding. Bad Astronomy Blog » Blog Archive » Outrage at attacks on NASA science  

Of course “Big Bang theory” is correct, just as “theory of relativity” is correct. But that’s because “theory” doesn’t mean what the ignorami think it means. The Reality-Based Community: The Bush war on science (Part CXIII): the Big Bang is just an opinion  

February 4th, 2006

Our leaders aren’t entitled to reverence and worship and aren’t supposed to want it. Unclaimed Territory - by Glenn Greenwald: Learning from Dear Leader  

February 3rd, 2006

When all else fails I tack some words to a carpeted wall and toss a cat towards them. Airbag - Title.  

February 2nd, 2006

John “please don’t pronounce it like it’s spelled” Boehner is in. Eschaton