February 21st, 2006

But take any animal, no matter how matted its fur, no matter how walled its eyes, no matter how “rabinous” it’s “central nervous system”, and put that tiny effer in a bandage, preferably brightly colored, and the next thing you know you’ll be tearing off your bra and nursing that little sucker back to health with the Pabst Blue Ribbon that slowly leaks out of your teet. You Can’t Make It Up: 50 ANIMALS IN CASTS  

I didn’t know until today that Wasabi means “sauce of flaming nostrils” in Japanese. Paper Napkin  

American reporters adhere to a simple rule: The words “permanent,” “bases,” and “Iraq” should never be placed in the same sentence, not even in the same paragraph; in fact, not even in the same news report. TomDispatch - Tomgram: A Permanent Basis for Withdrawal?  

At the end of the day, President’s Day, if you will, George Washington would fuck Bush’s shit up because he placed the Constitution above all else, and he saw the Constitution as the will of a people. The Rude Pundit  

Democracy was on the march. Sadly, freedom and democracy were caught in a blizzard and freedom was forced to eat democracy to survive. Fafblog! the whole worlds only source for Fafblog.  

What do the White House Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board and the Vice President’s Terrorism Task Force have in common? Neither believes in holding meetings. Ever. MoJo Blog: Privacy and Civil Liberties Board still has not met  

If Coleman is to be believed, then I suspect the single most important thing I’ve learned is that the chocolate business is full of lying bastards out to exploit the public and flog inferior crap. Alasdair - Pour Him Over Ice Cream For A Nice Parfait  

I’ve developed a new spray that detects bullshit. I can’t talk too much about the technology until the product launch, but I will demonstrate its usefullness by spraying it on this post by Sam Ruby: Steve Gillmor’s InfoRouter