BlogBites

February 28th, 2006

Yeah, that’s the ticket. Get the cash to the Caryle Group now while the price is high. ‘Cause it’s hard to sell off a port when it’s radioactive… Maybe Bush is selling the ports because he expects to lose them? | CorrenteWire  

Yes, that’s right, Nazi’s are bad bad bad crazy people. Now you go do your homework, brush your teeth, and stay away from those Nazis. The American Sector: It’s Time We Had A Talk About Fascism…  

After all, if everyone is free and equal, then freedom and equality ultimately mean nothing. Axis of Evel Knievel: Life in the Last (Heterosexual) Frontier, Part II  

What do opponents of mathematics propose that students should be taking instead? Additional credits of gym? The Abstract Factory: Larry Davis = embarrassment to Washington State  

February 27th, 2006

The next time you forget that you’ve made toast and then discover a useless bit of burnt toast left in the toaster don’t throw it away, send it to me instead. Toast + Post = Toast in the Post at iambigred  

February 25th, 2006

Does she think he spent his childhood going to atheist school on Sundays and atheist camp in the summer, after high school he went off to atheist college to get a degree in atheism, and now goes to atheist services a couple of times a week and sings in the atheist choir? Pharyngula  

If you live in America, you know that the whole point of blaming people for encouraging the enemy is that no one will ever be so rude as to ask you to back up the statement. I believe it’s in Chapter 1 of Miss Manners’ Guide to Demagoguery. Body and Soul: Al-Askariya  

February 24th, 2006

Either there are substantially more lefties out there than previously thought, or the noticeable lack of terror alerts is giving normal people a chance to reflect on the events of the last few years. 1115.org - West Coast Cap Peelers » » Just us Lefties Pt 5  

February 22nd, 2006

I love a good engineer-on-engineer smack down. It’s like two Vulcans arguing. PST  

February 21st, 2006

But take any animal, no matter how matted its fur, no matter how walled its eyes, no matter how “rabinous” it’s “central nervous system”, and put that tiny effer in a bandage, preferably brightly colored, and the next thing you know you’ll be tearing off your bra and nursing that little sucker back to health with the Pabst Blue Ribbon that slowly leaks out of your teet. You Can’t Make It Up: 50 ANIMALS IN CASTS  

I didn’t know until today that Wasabi means “sauce of flaming nostrils” in Japanese. Paper Napkin  

American reporters adhere to a simple rule: The words “permanent,” “bases,” and “Iraq” should never be placed in the same sentence, not even in the same paragraph; in fact, not even in the same news report. TomDispatch - Tomgram: A Permanent Basis for Withdrawal?  

At the end of the day, President’s Day, if you will, George Washington would fuck Bush’s shit up because he placed the Constitution above all else, and he saw the Constitution as the will of a people. The Rude Pundit  

Democracy was on the march. Sadly, freedom and democracy were caught in a blizzard and freedom was forced to eat democracy to survive. Fafblog! the whole worlds only source for Fafblog.  

What do the White House Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board and the Vice President’s Terrorism Task Force have in common? Neither believes in holding meetings. Ever. MoJo Blog: Privacy and Civil Liberties Board still has not met