BlogBites

January 24th, 2006

I just want to know which crap is crappiest. BobHarris.com  

Whatever, old man. I don’t look to Hollywood for moral rectitude. That’s not what they do. Incomprehensible Demoralization: Spit-Take Moment du Jour  

Proof once again that conservatives are actually the nice ones; that liberals get away with throwing pies at people, suffering no consequences for their actions; that CBS and Amazon cater to and protect liberals; and that conservatives are a poor, picked-on minority that never gets a break. World O’Crap  

People who still use pervert as a put-down are pretty much brine balled bigoted barf bags of banal bravado, bated beneficence and boundless bullshit, so there you are. JodyWheeler.com  

January 23rd, 2006

The Bloggies are considered the “Blogging Oscars” amongst throngs of single, poorly dressed dorkos with awkward bodies, social anxiety disorder, halitosis, and a knack for “skipping out on the tab.” You Can’t Make It Up  

I try never to use the words vegetable and breakfast in the same sentence, but not as hard as I try never to eat vegetables for breakfast. Paper Napkin  

We were moving like arthritic koala bears, but without the cuteness, or, sadly, the being stoned on eucalyptus leaves. Ninja Poodles  

I am NOT afraid to tell you that I am getting increasingly interested in William Shatner. I, Asshole  

And what’s this bullshit with Carlos Santana dubbing guitar wankery over every other song on the radio? Kamikaze Lunchbreak is for Lovers.  

i think its cuz its hot as two rats fucking in a wool sock in my house. i rule you suck  

I think I can say, with a fair amount of authority, that pictures of putting things on top of your cat are not particularly amusing unless you have a large, wet hairball for a brain. The Dictionary of Unfortunate Ideas  

Well, I still got laid this weekend, so suck on that, Bloggie Poopers! Modern Fabulousity  

The difference between blogs and the mainstream media is that when we screw up, we can mostly repair the damage. ongoing  

The conclusion that we draw is that the blogosphere would be a lousy VC firm. alarm:clock  

I’m about as internet savvy as a tick. Amy King’s Blog