BlogBites

January 26th, 2006

Be warned though, that pressing ‘Play’ may or may not cause you to die from an overdose of awesome. The Superficial  

“Where would the condoms be?” I asked with total sincerity and seriousness- I am an adult after all. God is for Suckers! » Small Town Morality  

January 25th, 2006

Now you’re all clued into the fact that we are, indeed, a little strange. Rude Cactus  

Maybe Google should change its motto from “Don’t be Evil” to “Don’t be Evil, unless you really need the market share”. Battlepanda  

In short, the Washington Conventional Wisdom is that Hillary is unbeatable for the nomination because she is unbeatable for the nomination. The Huffington Post  

But at the moment, it’s as likely that Jimmy Hoffa’s remains will be unearthed in that Pakistani mountain village as it is that those four terrorists will be dug up. Waveflux  

The speech, which was, as always, short on details and long on “the democrats are a bunch of fraidy cat pootieheads” rhetoric, was classic Turd. The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!  

If you didn’t vote and are upset Harper will be our new leader: Fuck you for not voting, Asshole. ovida  

Actually, since the elected officials had a right to appoint the police under Iraqi law, whereas there is no legal instrument governing the conduct of British troops in Iraq, it is not clear from where the authority comes for the British to arrest Iraqi police officers. Informed Comment  

An almost staggering ignorance combined with a narcissists self-righteousness is quite a recipe. For horseshit. Blurbomat  

No one has yet detected any discernable talent in him other than his ability to woo a celebrity, making him the cultural bastard child of Tom Arnold and Yoko Ono. Dispatches from the Culture Wars  

January 24th, 2006

National Dem leadership — you, the spineless ones who cannot and will not speak out for your gay constituents, look what a Republican has the courage to say. Pandagon  

In my fantasy it turns out that the secret society of world-controllers are all Dilbert fans and they invite me into their inner sanctum just so they’ll get to see the comic before it’s published. The Dilbert Blog  

I don’t know about you, but I don’t really want my money to be social, ’cause it’d probably end up having more and cooler friends than me. Supr.c.ilio.us  

If you love Jesus, don’t click on that. Pharyngula