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January 29th, 2006

Whenever the Bush people panic, they hyphenate. SCRIPTOIDS: Abramoff-affiliated money—spin-related weaseling activities  

January 28th, 2006

Side-note: Posts tomorrow will be much less anger-fueled and anti-child. You Can’t Make It Up  

Octopus not senile. Octopus have no interest in mating with yellow armless thing. Octopus only want box back. Give octopus box back! ZPi | Human Libel Sparks Aquatic Anger  

January 27th, 2006

As my wife says, “To a programmer, everything is a math problem.” Krugle Blog  

One of the things I love about China is that they set high goals, as in “Let’s build a wall around the entire country” and more recently “Let’s have Internet access but without the part where people can access the Internet.” The Dilbert Blog  

Can you possibly stop chewing your fucking cud long enough to understand how goddamned tempting the Grift is, when the Marks of the world loudly beg, with wide-eyed, innocent earnestness, with the glowing zeal of the incandescent dullard, for their daily ass-fucking? By Neddie Jingo!  

Now, I wish I could say that I had some madcap adventure along the way: that a hot car full of hot jocks, hallted half way to Hesperia after overheating, flagged me down and were henceforce very greatful for my help. JodyWheeler.com  

What it’s come down to is that government stooges are performing Homeland Security surveillance at f*cking HoneyBaked Ham store protests. Pandagon  

He sounds like a spokesman for Hamas, underlining the irony that Bush and his party have given Americans the least honest government in a generation, have drastically cut services, and have actively opposed extension of healthcare to the uninsured in the United States. Informed Comment  

Sir, I demand the immediate establishment of a cabinet-level Department of Baby-Eating! Fafblog!  

January 26th, 2006

Everyone knows it’s a cesspool of bad spelling, craptastic text-message poetry, suicide-inducing animated GIFs, navel-gazing blogging, and skank-fabulous porn, all heated with fanboy fervor, topped lightly by a thin, crusty layer of goodness (i.e. the stuff that doesn’t suck or involve beastiality) to keep it from being completely useless. theology&geometry: Google remembers every time you’ve searched for ‘Jessica Alba in a bikini’  

In short, this is a Republican scandal because the GOP insisted that Democrats not be allowed to sit at the grownup’s table. The Talent Show: Live By The Sword…  

I start to get nervous if another ajax home page doesn’t launch every two weeks or so. TechCrunch  

Again, I know about the Jarvis clause in the bylaws, and he seems like he’s a very nice man, but it seems like bracketing Glenn Reynolds’ meanderings with “heh”s is something that a perl script could do really, really well. The Poor Man Institute  

The conventional wisdom is crystalizing into prejudice. Hullabaloo