January 29th, 2006

George has nowhere left on earth to fail and godhood must now be conferred upon him. He will be the one deity that all mythologies lack: The Fucking Idiot Deity with absolutely nothing to recommend him except that [he] can’t be kicked out of the pantheon. The “Idiot Deity” | Needlenose  

The Constitution was signed way back in 1787. That’s a long time ago. More than two hundred years. They didn’t even have a group of folks like al-Qaeda back then. *Heh* In the twentieth-century, we need more nimble, less cum-ber-some tools so that I can make you safe, and as your president, that is my most solemn obligation. Stygius: That Constitution is just so old  

We’ve already squandered a substantial share of the universe’s finite supply of bits beating the long-dead horse of Consumer Directed Healthcare™ here and at Critical Condition, but since the Bullshitter in Chief plans to ride this zombie steed into the chamber of the House for his State of the Union speech, we might as well keep working it over. Stayin’ Alive: The Ownership Society  

This would be the Alaska version, where public voting records are being witheld from State Democrats… because they are considered “proprietary information” belonging to… Diebold!!!!! Spontaneous Arising: Death of American Democracy, Pt. 927  

Ford workers can at least know that, though they have no jobs, their 401(k) shares of Ford are up 5% for the day. Yippee! skimble  

Whenever the Bush people panic, they hyphenate. SCRIPTOIDS: Abramoff-affiliated money—spin-related weaseling activities