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One of the things I love about China is that they set high goals, as in “Let’s build a wall around the entire country” and more recently “Let’s have Internet access but without the part where people can access the Internet.” »

January 27th, 2006

Can you possibly stop chewing your fucking cud long enough to understand how goddamned tempting the Grift is, when the Marks of the world loudly beg, with wide-eyed, innocent earnestness, with the glowing zeal of the incandescent dullard, for their daily ass-fucking? By Neddie Jingo!

« Now, I wish I could say that I had some madcap adventure along the way: that a hot car full of hot jocks, hallted half way to Hesperia after overheating, flagged me down and were henceforce very greatful for my help.