January 27th, 2006

As my wife says, “To a programmer, everything is a math problem.” Krugle Blog  

One of the things I love about China is that they set high goals, as in “Let’s build a wall around the entire country” and more recently “Let’s have Internet access but without the part where people can access the Internet.” The Dilbert Blog  

Can you possibly stop chewing your fucking cud long enough to understand how goddamned tempting the Grift is, when the Marks of the world loudly beg, with wide-eyed, innocent earnestness, with the glowing zeal of the incandescent dullard, for their daily ass-fucking? By Neddie Jingo!  

Now, I wish I could say that I had some madcap adventure along the way: that a hot car full of hot jocks, hallted half way to Hesperia after overheating, flagged me down and were henceforce very greatful for my help. JodyWheeler.com  

What it’s come down to is that government stooges are performing Homeland Security surveillance at f*cking HoneyBaked Ham store protests. Pandagon  

He sounds like a spokesman for Hamas, underlining the irony that Bush and his party have given Americans the least honest government in a generation, have drastically cut services, and have actively opposed extension of healthcare to the uninsured in the United States. Informed Comment  

Sir, I demand the immediate establishment of a cabinet-level Department of Baby-Eating! Fafblog!