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The president doesn’t believe in plain ol exits. When he’s stuck in a building an the building’s on fire he doesn’t say “where’s the emergency exit?” He says “where’s the emergency victory!” »

November 30th, 2005

As an aside, if you’ve ever wondered why these people are called fundamentalists, here’s the reason: it’s because they speak out of their fundament. Skeptico  

« With this new edict, candidates, spiritual confessors and bishops now must figure out if one swim-team circle jerk in the 9th grade is acceptable under the policy or state why two stray wet dreams about Daniel Radcliffe occurring in the middle of an endless gusher of dreams featuring Pamela Anderson is cause for a rejection.

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