November 28th, 2005

With this new edict, candidates, spiritual confessors and bishops now must figure out if one swim-team circle jerk in the 9th grade is acceptable under the policy or state why two stray wet dreams about Daniel Radcliffe occurring in the middle of an endless gusher of dreams featuring Pamela Anderson is cause for a rejection. JodyWheeler.com  

In a few weeks, this atheist’s war on Christmas will begin in earnest when I take the family out to the local tree farm, pick out a fine Christmas tree, take a sleigh ride, and drink hot apple cider in an old barn with a bunch of other anarchists. Pharyngula