BlogBites

November 30th, 2005

As an aside, if you’ve ever wondered why these people are called fundamentalists, here’s the reason: it’s because they speak out of their fundament. Skeptico  

November 28th, 2005

With this new edict, candidates, spiritual confessors and bishops now must figure out if one swim-team circle jerk in the 9th grade is acceptable under the policy or state why two stray wet dreams about Daniel Radcliffe occurring in the middle of an endless gusher of dreams featuring Pamela Anderson is cause for a rejection. JodyWheeler.com  

In a few weeks, this atheist’s war on Christmas will begin in earnest when I take the family out to the local tree farm, pick out a fine Christmas tree, take a sleigh ride, and drink hot apple cider in an old barn with a bunch of other anarchists. Pharyngula  

November 23rd, 2005

His mom may not be a whore for all I know. She may not even be a slut. But I think you’ll agree that there is no way she’s a virgin. Sedition.com  

So, what’s left now—aural sex? Plan 8 from Doubter Space  

November 22nd, 2005

… what they’re really saying is that they’re gonna go on with the rape, of America, of Iraq, as long as they goddamn well please and you pussies can do fuck-all to stop them. The Rude Pundit  

Imagine living with 50 others in the middle of freaking nowhere and having all of that time on your hands. And some good drugs too. joereger.com  

November 21st, 2005

If you were a monkey, what sort of monkey would you be? The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns  

The only thing that prevented me from disemboweling myself with my ballpoint pen was that I didn’t want to bleed on my pretty cashmere sweater. So the Fish Said  

November 20th, 2005

I have nothing against a principled stand, but I do have a problem with seductive slippery slope arguments built around extreme cases and ritual invocations of “let’s protect the children”. Paul Kedrosky’s Infectious Greed  

Anyway, fuck a bunch of everything. Drunk Cyclist  

November 15th, 2005

As an old mentor told me, “If they’re all shooting at you, you must be doing something right.” Back to Iraq 3.0  

The terrible irony in this defense of torture by the Bush Administration is that these men came to power through the efforts of a coalition of Christians. The Huffington Post  

Maybe if the Democratic Party sounded more like Candidate Dean, they’d raise more money, especially among the small donors. Joho the Blog  

November 9th, 2005

In the future, think twice before buying any Sony music — what’s worth more, your computer, or a CD? Boing Boing