BlogBites

October 21st, 2005

I, for one, welcome our new homogametic overlords. Pharyngula  

October 19th, 2005

Having experienced it firsthand last night, I can attest that the 4am datacenter visit, followed by deep fried tacos that spray molten lard onto your shirt, lives up to all known hype. TextDrive Weblog  

Give this unstable asshole a tank of gas, a case of domestic beer and a pack of cinnamon gum, point him toward the nearest docks and he’ll raise hell and cave ne’er do well’s heads in all night long. The Unofficial John Westmoreland Memorial Tribute Webring  

October 18th, 2005

The energy behind self-publishing has much more to do with empowerment than it does practice, and the power to practice journalism at the grass roots level doesn’t require a shield law OR the blessing of the status quo. Terry Heaton’s Pomo blog  

October 17th, 2005

Prison’s gonna be rough for a man who voluntarily tells people to call him “Scooter,” especially since that man’s last name is the same as a brand of fruit. The Rude Pundit  

October 16th, 2005

They don’t just bring you a cup of coffee, they bring you a little pot. I loves me my coffee with my cigarettes and pie when much conversation and planning is going down on napkins. Synergistic Insidious  

October 15th, 2005

I have spoken to my boss about the possibility of obtaining $430 million dollars in loans from my company in order to pursue some personal projects, such as ownership of a small but well-situated island in the Caribbean. But apparently, only CEO’s qualify for that sort of treatment. Asymmetrical Information  

Yes, yes, I know there’s no such thing as the Nicodeman Ethics and the twelve kinds of wrongness. It’s the Nicomachean Ethics and twelve types of virtue. But I got it wrong, see? That’s the joke! Ha ha ha ha. Future Search  

Of the twelve kinds of wrongness Aristotle describes in the Nicodeman Ethics (you remember, predictive, retrospective, substantive, distributive, boneheaded, etc.), Cohen has now employed eleven. Michael Bérubé Online  

October 14th, 2005

I could feel sorry for Bush?If I hadn?t studied Him so carefully, and didn?t know Him for the sociopathic coke-addled Xanax-popping radio-controlled once popular lying rat bastard goat fucker that He is. CorrenteWire  

October 11th, 2005

Leave it to our friends down under to begin Genesis in text lingo as: “In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth.” 925.M  

October 8th, 2005

Curried bagels are not going to be the latest craze. Hot Sauce Blog  

October 6th, 2005

As we prepare for what is perhaps the most important conflict in our nation’s history, the Domestic Struggle Against the Contagious, we must do what is necessary to silence those who would criticize our Commander in Chief. Jesus’ General  

Ask not for whom the war crimes tribunal asks, it asks for you. Whiskey Bar  

October 5th, 2005

Ed Grimley, Wilford Brimley, the guy who sees the past but dimly, Tawana Brawley, old Smoot Hawley, Satchmo who sang “Hello, Dolly,” Goldie Hawn, Wallace Shawn, the Temple of the Golden Dawn, John Kerry, Marion Barry, Moe, Curly and lastly Larry, Alfred Jarry, Randall Terry, the Gibb Brothers, excluding Barry, M.L. King, Chandler Bing, that guy who knows most everything (Kreskin? Is it Vos Savant? Don’t know them from my maiden aunt), John Paul Jones, Indy Jones, Nora Jones, Jesus Jones, Percy Jones, Spike Jones, cursed be he that moves these bones, Adam Smith, Snuffy Smith, the author of The Power of Myth… By Neddie Jingo!