October 29th, 2005

Apparently the zombie ate the part of his brain that contains historical information. Thoughts from Kansas  

Karl Rove’s mistress is leaving him to marry a ranch foreman named “Rhett Hard.” Really. WTF Is It Now??  

What the silicon-based fuck are they playing at? 16 fucking tracks? Preorder my fucking tomahawk to your God damned blue freakshow fucking head you little bastard. What’s more, why do they fucking render his penis if they’re just going to blur it out? hammertime all the time