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What the silicon-based fuck are they playing at? 16 fucking tracks? Preorder my fucking tomahawk to your God damned blue freakshow fucking head you little bastard. What’s more, why do they fucking render his penis if they’re just going to blur it out? »

October 28th, 2005

You drink decaf lattes? I’m suprised your sperm had enough energy to impregnate wife with child. defective yeti  

« It’s getting hard to keep track of all the lies we’ve been told.

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