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Prison’s gonna be rough for a man who voluntarily tells people to call him “Scooter,” especially since that man’s last name is the same as a brand of fruit. »

October 16th, 2005

They don’t just bring you a cup of coffee, they bring you a little pot. I loves me my coffee with my cigarettes and pie when much conversation and planning is going down on napkins. Synergistic Insidious  

« I have spoken to my boss about the possibility of obtaining $430 million dollars in loans from my company in order to pursue some personal projects, such as ownership of a small but well-situated island in the Caribbean. But apparently, only CEO’s qualify for that sort of treatment.

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