BlogBites

October 31st, 2005

Last night at Jay’s in Arlington, Past and Future met, clashed, chewed each other to benzedrine shreds, and went home together arm in arm for abandoned and exalted copulation. By Neddie Jingo!  

C’mon, someone please raise your hand and talk about the schools that are being built. 1115.org  

To which one can only reply with the Latin equivalent of: “No shit, Sherlock.” Whiskey Bar  

The political junkies on both sides may itching for a climactic fight, but I suspect most Americans would be happy to have a little less sturm und drang in their lives; they’re more worried about their own personal travails (debt, health costs, retirement funds, etc) than they are about Bush’s legacy and Al Franken’s rhetoric. James Wolcott  

October 30th, 2005

“Blood is too spicy for his weary guts,” says Giblets. “He is reduced to drinking organic vegan soyblood.” Fafblog! the whole worlds only source for Fafblog.  

October 29th, 2005

Apparently the zombie ate the part of his brain that contains historical information. Thoughts from Kansas  

Karl Rove’s mistress is leaving him to marry a ranch foreman named “Rhett Hard.” Really. WTF Is It Now??  

What the silicon-based fuck are they playing at? 16 fucking tracks? Preorder my fucking tomahawk to your God damned blue freakshow fucking head you little bastard. What’s more, why do they fucking render his penis if they’re just going to blur it out? hammertime all the time  

October 28th, 2005

You drink decaf lattes? I’m suprised your sperm had enough energy to impregnate wife with child. defective yeti  

October 26th, 2005

It’s getting hard to keep track of all the lies we’ve been told. The Huffington Post  

Okay, I am really immature, but I think that I have to find a way to integrate the word “bastardy” into more of my blog posts. 11D  

Apparently, one breast will be able to hold an MP3 player and the other the music collection. feministing.com  

October 25th, 2005

If W were better edumacated, he might recall Talleyrand’s quip “It’s worse than a crime, it’s a blunder.” But I suspect the only Talleyrand quotation he knows is “Come Mr. Talleyrand, tally me banana.” semiquark  

It is very hard to tell the difference between a fake blog and a real blog until you read it for a while and realize there’s no human brain behind it, like one of those Jack Format radio stations that fired all their DJs, or maybe FEMA. Joel on Software  

October 22nd, 2005

When people use the term Web 2.0, I always feel a little bit stupider for the rest of the day. Joel on Software